starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.
walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

It never has.

(Source: proteinandtreadmills)

reddpenn:

Reposting my randomly generated lands due to a bunch of image failures on the previous post.  Remembering how fun these were makes me want to do some more!

therealsuperpowerofteamwork:

As much as I understand why people ship Jet/Wave (obligatory girl with boy, very typical in games) Iddon’t really find myself shipping it, and hilariously enough the reason isn’t because of how close they are. It’s actually because the more I think about it, the more likely it is Jet and Wave are related. Siblings might be a bit of a stretch, but them being cousins might not be too out there.

Yes. So much is put into “Oh they’re close so they must have a crush on eachother” nowadays… I vote for either 1st cousins or Aunt/Nephew with Wave being only slightly older due to Wave being a “Bonus Baby” for Jet’s Grandparents. It would certainly make the dynamic more interesting at least…

Look, it’s Heemi! …Kindof.
(Yes I have been gone because of reckless ESO-ing, why do you ask?)

Look, it’s Heemi! …Kindof.

(Yes I have been gone because of reckless ESO-ing, why do you ask?)

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

the prince is awake

your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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curepimmy:

childpom:

disparateyouth:

homura soft resets the timeline to get a shiny madoka

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(Source: doppelgender)

flashcircuit:

Andrew Hussie has announced a new webcomic, Paradox Space, involving characters from Homestuck in all new situations, updating a new page every weekday starting this week!